Email from tiny wifey:
Also, thought i'd tell you cause I was dying.... you know what you asked Eug's friends from France when you walked out of the bar?
Eug: Jess, this is Vassilli, Vass, this is Jess
Jess: Hi, nice to meet you (shake hands)
Vass: Hi, nice to meet you
Jess: How do you say Vagina in French?