In which I publish LOLS

Just sent of the following for peer review:

Dirt Bed [Durt Bed]


1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, mud, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors. "I totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed"

See also:

Bed Dirt [Bed Durt]


1.Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes. "I was totally fingerblasting that girl and added a bunch of vagibears to my bed dirt"

tags: dirty sheets, fingerblasting, finger banging, second base, vagibears.



some bum asked megan for change and we totally wanted to fart on him so she was like..."i can change the way the air around your face smells."

saturday morning...

Me: it was nice of you to buy me breakfast

Dr Metal: it was nice of you to give me a blowjob.


saturday night all right!


I'm bartending at the Epico Disco this Saturday, Bertie's hecka fun church party. F, you know, YI.


Bah humbug at the Elbo Room

Shameless plug for the Burlesqueteers show on Tues, 12/8. I'll be doing pick up, and possibly dancing a number or two. Stop by for a drink and/or the girls.