KK: What's up with BK?
JF: i have to email and remind him he's got to kick whatever lame girls he's got hanging around out of his bed for a week while i'm in town. i can maybe mention that he should also not leave condom wrappers from said girls on the floor where i can see them...but i maybe don't care that much because i am a ho.
KK: I'm glad to hear that you'll still be banging BK. Doesn't he have family to visit for Thanksgiving?
JF: i dunno. i should text him and remind him the pussy shop's in town.
KK: omg. the pussy cart. hahahahaha
JF: the pussy trunk show? wait that implies my pussy is big and spacious like a trunk and it is not! exclusive pussy collection? pussy gift with purchase?
KK: I'm into the idea of the pussy cart, like how downtown there is collection of food carts. portland is really big into the food cart scene. I saw one yesterday that just served waffles and ice cream. Yours would just serve pussy. and handjobs on the side...
JF: it would be more like the bacon wrapped hot dog carts in the mission...open late night/for hipsters.
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