bay to breakers is hella gay

This weekend it's Bay to Breakers! Again.

Every year swarms of A holes run past my apartment, drunk, at 7 am and wake me from my inevitably hungover dreams.

This might be a good weekend to stay inside or leave town. I'll be doing the former, you are welcome to join me for a drink.


TsTsTs said...

i'll have an old fashioned. don't worry i'll pick up some oranges from the guy on the corner and maybe a flat of strawberries. those look hella good.

Katie said...

When one of my friends from college told me she was coming up to SF for B2B, I asked her to not pee on your stoop. You're welcome!

Anonymous said...

...please where can I buy a unicorn?