oh sex kitten romper!

The girls were dropping it like it's hot and I was picking it back up...

conversations to and from Katie

kk: I want these ones. Who is going to NY and can get them for me? (link to some rainboots)

jf: I think dr metal is going soon...I can barter sex for favors?

kk: Carrying rainboots is a pretty big favor. You must have an arsenal of tricks.

jf: More like an arsenal of jobs...

In which I publish LOLS

Just sent of the following for peer review:

Dirt Bed [Durt Bed]

noun:

1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, mud, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors. "I totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed"

See also:

Bed Dirt [Bed Durt]

Noun

1.Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes. "I was totally fingerblasting that girl and added a bunch of vagibears to my bed dirt"


tags: dirty sheets, fingerblasting, finger banging, second base, vagibears.

OH YEAH

F.A.R.T.

some bum asked megan for change and we totally wanted to fart on him so she was like..."i can change the way the air around your face smells."

saturday morning...

Me: it was nice of you to buy me breakfast


Dr Metal: it was nice of you to give me a blowjob.

saturday night all right!

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I'm bartending at the Epico Disco this Saturday, Bertie's hecka fun church party. F, you know, YI.